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The Daily Mash
2026-06-30
Londoners Grumble: 'Manchester Thinks It's the Center of the Universe!'
Londoners are miffed that Manchester, with its football teams and Oasis, is getting all the attention, while their own city offers neglected palaces and parks. They bemoan the 'northern bias' and proudly boast about their 'humble Hobbit-like folk' (minus the knife crime).