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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-30

Cheryl Hines Gets Sepsis From Kissing RFK Jr. After He Forgets Basic Hygiene

Cheryl Hines tragically contracted sepsis after a romantic kiss with RFK Jr., who, it turns out, believes soap is for the weak and flushing is optional. Their waiter bravely recounted RFK Jr.'s bathroom habits, which apparently involve leaving a biohazard behind and laughing maniacally.

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