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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-29

Church VBS: Where Biblical Brutality Meets Bedtime Stories?

Apparently, some churches decided the Book of Judges was the perfect inspiration for Vacation Bible School. Forget sunshine and rainbows; kids are learning about biblical heroes who apparently moonlighted as grizzly exterminators, all in the name of faith.

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