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humor El Deforma 2026-06-29

Mexico Bans Ecuadorian Shrimp Until Post-Soccer Match Results Are In.

In a move that is definitely not about soccer, Mexico has suspended all shrimp imports from Ecuador, citing a 'modern precautionary principle' they call 'let's talk after the game.' Apparently, shrimp futures are tied to World Cup outcomes.

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