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humor Le Gorafi 2026-06-29

Jogger Sets 10k PR While Fleeing Serial Killer, Now Struggles Without a Threat.

A woman achieved her personal best 10k time after outrunning a serial killer, only to become depressed because she can't replicate the feat without a life-or-death chase. Apparently, regular cardio just doesn't cut it anymore.

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