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humor The Onion 2026-06-29

Travis Kelce Reserves Wedding Seat for SpongeBob, Just in Case He Shows

Travis Kelce has thoughtfully reserved a seat for SpongeBob SquarePants at his wedding, because you never know when a cartoon sea sponge might drop by for a high-five and a toast. Taylor Swift is reportedly concerned, possibly about seating chart chaos.

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