Europe's top brass are reportedly locked in a petty spat over defense spending and who's pulling their weight, with the U.S. dropping hints about taking its toys and going home. Apparently, some European officials got their sombreros in a twist when Germany's defense minister even *suggested* discussing a timetable for U.S. troop drawdown. Meanwhile, the waves here are perfect, and I haven't heard anyone complain about our defense budget once.