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humor De Speld 2026-06-29

Dutchman Prefers Sleep to Watching Football, Cites Work and Early Flights

In a stunning display of prioritizing personal comfort over national pride, one Dutchman admits he'd rather nap than watch his country play football. Apparently, the thrill of potential victory is no match for the allure of a good night's rest or, you know, actual responsibilities.

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