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humor The Onion 2026-06-29

Emma Stone Finally Dumps Waitressing Gig After Oscar-Winning Decade

After a solid 11 years slinging hash and enduring lukewarm coffee refills, Emma Stone has finally decided acting might just pay the bills. She'll miss her regulars, but at least now she can afford to dine at her former establishment without having to work for it.

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