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humor Le Gorafi 2026-06-29

2026 Horoscope: Boomers, drug mules, and aluminum foil await.

This horoscope predicts life's greatest challenges will be hearing boomers complain about the weather, accidentally becoming a drug mule, or wrapping yourself in foil to await the apocalypse. Just another Tuesday.

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