Why bother typing with your fingers when your deepest, most profound thoughts can be transcribed directly from your brain? The Sabi 'brain-reading beanie' promises to turn your inner monologue into text at a brisk 30 words per minute. Expats, ever keen on optimizing efficiency (and avoiding repetitive strain from too much WhatsApp), will undoubtedly find this essential for dictating their next scathing HOA email or philosophical musings on the perfect avocado toast.