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humor Cloud Luxury 2026-06-29

Unitree G1: The Budget Humanoid Mech Expats Didn't Ask For

Word on the beach was a $650,000 personal Gundam mech was coming, perfect for fetching cocktails or guarding organic kale gardens. Turns out, the Unitree G1 is actually priced for 'R&D' and costs a mere fraction of that. Still, for a casual $13,500 to $73,900, you too can have a robot that looks vaguely like it might one day carry your groceries, or at least entertain the neighbors with its clunky attempts at martial arts.

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