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humor De Speld 2026-06-28

World Cup Fever: Guy Realizes Tournament Starts After 72 Matches, Girlfriend Plans Escape Route

In a stunning display of marital priorities, Gijs has informed his long-suffering girlfriend Imke that the World Cup, after 72 matches, is *just* getting started. Imke, meanwhile, is calculating her post-quarterfinals exit strategy from this deeply committed relationship.

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