Another day, another technological 'advancement' to solve a problem that never existed for the truly resourceful. Who needs a perfectly manicured lawn when you're busy contemplating your ayahuasca visions? But for the expat who finds the mere sight of a gardener's shadow too disruptive, this mechanical sheep promises pristine turf without the 'human element.' Just remember to charge it, darling, or it's back to staring at the weeds while you sip your artisanal kombucha. And for north of $3,000, it better come with a tiny sombrero.