For the expat who has everything, but still can’t get decent Wi-Fi or find good artisanal kale, comes the Unitree G1 humanoid robot. Originally rumored at an eye-watering $650,000, it's actually a steal at just $16,000-$23,809. Imagine the look on your neighbor's face when your personal robot fetches your organic avocado smoothie. It even claims to be affordable, which, in Baja California Sur, means it's still more than your annual property taxes.