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Align Your Non-Existent Chakras, Because Stress is Sooo Last Season

For the Pescadero spiritual guru who insists their aura is 'off' after a particularly potent mezcal tasting, this chakra alignment tool is a must-have. Forget therapy; a little sound frequency and some crystals will balance your life, your chakras, and your ability to tolerate local folk music. It's completely unscientific, naturally, which makes it even more authentic.

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