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Your Lawn, Now Mowed by a Very Expensive Robot (You Still Own)

Why bother with the sheer joy of gasoline fumes and sweat when this robotic lawnmower can do it for you, for the low, low price of a used car? Perfect for the Todos Santos expat who wants a pristine lawn without lifting a finger, and still complains about the gardener. It’s a status symbol that proves you're too busy with your kombucha to deal with grass.

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