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humor The Onion 2026-06-26

German Tourist Shocked America Isn't Full Of Talking Cars From Pixar Movie.

A German World Cup fan is utterly bewildered that the U.S. doesn't resemble the animated world of 'Cars,' lamenting the distinct lack of sentient vehicles and an abundance of baffling humans. Apparently, tractors don't moo here either.

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