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The Onion
2026-06-26
DC Fans Declare Supergirl's Dog 'Not Even Hot,' Blame 'Woke Mob'
DC fans are outraging over Krypto the Superdog's appearance in 'Supergirl,' claiming he's not hot enough and blaming the 'woke mob' for the lack of a 'titillating' canine. Apparently, this furry friend needs more 'raw sex appeal' to sell tickets.