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The Daily Mash
2026-06-26
King Charles's Own Tax Fund Buys Less Than 13% of King Charles's Expenses.
In a stunning display of fiscal responsibility, King Charles's personal tax revenue is now funding a whopping 12.9% of his own upkeep. Apparently, even royalty struggles to make ends meet when you factor in corgis, castles, and the existential dread of being a king.