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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-26

Canada Cleared for Eurovision If They Promise Not to Sing in Canadian French.

Canada can finally grace the Eurovision stage, provided they promise not to assault European ears with 'Canadian French.' Apparently, the EU wants to win the contest, not get into a linguistic debate.

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