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Strait Chaos Rocks Oil: Baja Surf Report Remains Unaffected

Tensions in some place called the 'Strait of Hormuz' are reportedly causing oil prices to spike and dip, threatening global stability. Meanwhile, here in Baja, the only volatile liquid that truly matters is the craft beer supply after a big surf session. The local expat community has noted that gas still costs what it costs, and the only 'transit concerns' are whether the road to the beach is passable after the last rain. Surf's up, who cares about crude?

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