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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Rolls Out ‘Prime’ Lane for Discerning Hot Dog Enthusiasts.

The local OXXO has unveiled an exclusive "Prime" pump lane, dedicated solely to patrons requiring expedited access to the establishment’s legendary hot dogs. Insiders suggest the move is a direct response to rising demand from a newly spiritualized demographic in Todos Santos.

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