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humor Duffel Blog 2026-06-26

Pentagon to Celebrate America's 250th with 1,776 Strippers for Morale, Lethality, and Tips

In a move that truly screams 'freedom' and 'fiscal responsibility,' the Pentagon is inviting 1,776 strippers to boost morale and lethality. Apparently, patriotic glitter is exactly what those PowerPoint presentations have been missing, and who knew the library was so excited about increased circulation?

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