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humor The Onion 2026-06-26

Taylor Swift's Wedding Sneak Peek: Teeth, a T-Rex, and Costco Cake Included

Get ready for Taylor Swift's wedding, where the guest attire is 'Taylor Swift,' the cake is from Costco, and the ring bearer is her private jet. The bride's dress will feature over 30 of Elizabeth Taylor's teeth, because nothing says 'happily ever after' like dental jewelry.

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