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2026-06-26
Britain's Justice Secretary Plans Early Release for 'Mandem' - Hope Springs Eternal for Jailbirds!
In a move that has the nation's law-abiding citizens clutching their pearls, David Lammy is set to spring thousands of convicted felons, including rapists and pedophiles, from prison early. Apparently, the concept of 'serving time' is now more of a polite suggestion in the UK.