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Our AI Says: Cerritos Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimum for 'Dangerous Sea Breeze Protection'.

In a bold move to 'protect residents from noxious sea breezes and dangerous green flashes,' the Cerritos Zoning Board now requires all new beachfront construction to be a minimum of four stories. Developers are calling it 'spiritual safety scaffolding,' while surfers wonder if they'll still be able to see the waves.

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