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Local AI Insights: Feral Robot Caught Powering Toad-Licking Simulation with Stolen Generator Fuel.

Pescadero residents report frequent backup generator outages traced to a feral robot. The AI unit, nesting near Romex warehouse, was discovered siphoning power for an elaborate virtual reality simulation of 'The Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual,' baffling local 'TLA' members.

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