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humor The Onion 2026-06-25

Planet Fitness Declares Hostile Takeover of GameStop, Now Part of 'Judgement Free Zone'

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has ever seen a Planet Fitness, the chain has annexed a GameStop, declaring it a 'Judgement Free Zone.' Apparently, the 'Lunk Alarm' is coming to a gamer near you, and resistance will be met with tanning booth solitary confinement.

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