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humor De Speld 2026-06-25

Heatwave? More like a pre-vacation trial run, say optimistic holidaymakers.

Because enduring sweltering heat now means your future vacation will be delightfully mild, some people are *thrilled* about triple-digit temperatures. They're practically praying for 'crematorium setting' heat, so their upcoming trips to the beach feel like a cool breeze. What a strategic approach to thermal comfort!

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