Elon Musk, briefly the world's first trillionaire after SpaceX's IPO, has seen his net worth dip below the trillion-dollar mark to a mere $970 billion following stock corrections in Tesla and SpaceX. While still obscenely wealthy, the internet is having a field day, proving that schadenfreude is the only truly stable currency. Meanwhile, the surf is firing in Todos Santos, and frankly, nobody down here cares about how many billions some tech mogul has or hasn't got.