Forget the $650,000 Gundam mech I was told to look for; the Unitree G1 humanoid robot is a relative bargain starting at a mere $16,000. Why hire a local landscaper when a compact, bipedal robot can perform complex tasks, albeit slowly and likely with significant software glitches? The Todos Santos tech-bro contingent will undoubtedly be trading these for their Teslas, convinced they're ushering in a new era of 'domestic efficiency.'