Ah, the Ice Bath Pro Cold Plunge Tub with Wi-Fi Chiller. Because why merely relax on your patio when you can subject yourself to therapeutic hypothermia, all while adjusting the frigid temperatures from your phone? The expats in Todos Santos will undoubtedly convince themselves this is essential for 'detox' after one too many mango margaritas, completely ignoring the perfectly good, free ocean just steps away. Peak wellness, or just peak absurdity?