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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-24

Vinyl Enthusiast Faces Charges for Forgetting Records in a Toasty Van

In a shocking turn of events, a local man has been charged with criminal negligence for subjecting his precious vinyl collection to a sauna-like experience in his van. Apparently, 'crackle and pop' takes on a whole new, legally actionable meaning when your records are melting.

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