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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-24

Rockies Draft Girl Scout For Emergency Pitching Duty, Because Why Not?

In a move that screams 'desperation,' the Rockies have apparently asked a young Girl Scout, fresh off her ceremonial first pitch, if she's ready for a full nine innings. Clearly, their usual strategy of 'hoping for the best' isn't working.

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