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humor El Deforma 2026-06-24

Barbie Announces Sequel Starring Erling Haaland, Because Why Not?

In a move that proves Hollywood has officially run out of ideas, Barbie is getting a sequel starring footballer Erling Haaland, because apparently, Margot Robbie wasn't available to wear pink and do kickflips. Prepare for 'Barbie: Striker Edition,' where the biggest existential crisis will be whether Haaland can learn to accessorize.

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