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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-24

Al-Qaeda Scores Major Victory in NYC Primary, Thanks to Shocking Voter Turnout

In a stunning upset, Al-Qaeda has apparently dominated the New York City primary, proving that even terrorists can get out the vote. Next stop, the White House, perhaps via more jetliners?

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