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humor The Onion 2026-06-24

Raid's New Spray Ensures Insects Suffer Eternal Existential Angst

Forget a quick death, Raid's latest invention offers bugs a front-row seat to the slow, agonizing demise of everyone they've ever loved. It's the perfect way to make your home pest-free and your insect population profoundly depressed.

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