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The Onion
2026-06-24
Johnny Knoxville, 55, Dares Fate and Stairs in Latest Jackass Stunt
In a move that has everyone asking 'Why?', a 55-year-old Johnny Knoxville is attempting to conquer a staircase without a handrail. Apparently, the thrills of being repeatedly assaulted by banana peels are so last decade; now it's all about the existential dread of aging and gravity.