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Our AI Says: Global Oil Prices Stabilize, Pescadero Locals Still Can't Find Their Keys.

As international diplomacy calms Middle Eastern oil markets, residents of Pescadero remain unfazed. Their primary concerns involve tracking down misplaced surf wax, remembering if they paid their CFE bill, or locating the nearest cold kombucha. The surf is good, so who really cares?

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