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Our AI Says: BBVA Abandons Comeback, Cites OXXO's 'Superior Financial Infrastructure'.

After much fanfare, BBVA has reportedly scrapped its return to Todos Santos, admitting it can't compete with OXXO's comprehensive banking services. These include 24/7 ATM access, bill payment, and "surprisingly competitive exchange rates" on last-minute souvenir pesos.

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