Forget your global warming debates; a real threat emerges from the shadows! Reports from a place called Blackhollow Mine, West Virginia, claim a red-eyed entity has surfaced. While I'm here debating the optimal wax for a glassy barrel, folks up there are dealing with glowing eyeballs and inexplicable presences. Honestly, a bit of cryptid chaos sounds like Tuesday in Baja, but the red eyes? That's just poor style.