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The Daily Mash
2026-06-24
Labour's 'Six Convincing Reasons' Why Voters Prefer Men to Lead (Spoiler: It's About Stairs)
Labour claims women aren't ready to lead because voters are too delicate, leadership is too 'physical' (apparently carrying manifestos is like stonemasonry), and it would be 'exhausting' for them. Clearly, a middle-aged man in a hard hat is the only one physically capable of a thoughtful nod.