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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-24

White House Doctor: Trump's Narcolepsy is 'Normal' for Octogenarian Pedophile

Apparently, President Trump's frequent naps are just a normal symptom of being an octogenarian with a penchant for certain questionable friendships. His loyalists claim these catnaps are a sign of his tireless fight for freedom, not a cognitive issue.

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