Another day, another crypto project proving that "decentralized" often just means "no central authority to call when the code leaks your digital pocket change." Secret Network suffered a $4.7 million exploit due to an "infinite mint" bug, allowing attackers to create unbacked tokens and drain assets. Meanwhile, the surf in Todos Santos is firing, and frankly, nobody down here cares if your "innovative" bridge just became a direct route to an attacker's wallet.