For a mere $16,000 (or $73,900 for the 'Edu Ultimate,' naturally), the Unitree G1 humanoid robot will finally fill that gaping void in your Baja lifestyle. Why bother with actual human interaction when you can have a miniature bipedal marvel that can do backflips, carry packages, and possibly even mix a decent margarita? Our local expatriates will justify the expense as 'research' for the 'future of service,' while secretly delighting in its ability to fetch another chilled Sauvignon Blanc by the infinity pool.