The 'Licki Brush,' a silicone tongue extension designed for humans to intimately groom their felines, is precisely the kind of groundbreaking innovation that will have the Pescadero crowd emptying their PayPal accounts. Who needs genuine affection when you can simulate the primal joy of being a giant, slow-witted cat licking your cat? Expect spirited discussions at the organic market about its 'holistic bonding benefits.'