Ah, the ever-essential crystal grid. Because what your over-sized beachfront villa truly lacks is a precisely arranged geometric pattern of semi-precious stones to 'align your chakras' and 'manifest abundance.' The expats here will buy three, one for the yoga studio, one for the meditation nook, and a travel-sized one for their next ayahuasca retreat, convinced that these glorified pebbles are the secret to their financial and spiritual enlightenment, not inherited wealth.