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humor The Onion 2026-06-23

Jesus-Powered Energy Drinks Promise Divine Jitters and Holy Headaches

Finally, beverages that will help you achieve spiritual enlightenment and a caffeine-induced panic attack simultaneously! 'Yahweh' and 'Praise Energy' are here to ensure your mornings are blessed with divine intervention and questionable life choices.

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