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Babylon Bee
2026-06-23
'Supergirl' Fails to Out-Earn Boys at Box Office, Proving Little Girls Can't Sell Tickets Like Boys
In a stunning display of gender equality, Warner Bros. announced 'Supergirl' will prove girls can be just as good as boys at everything... except, you know, actually making money at the box office. Apparently, capes and girl power don't quite pack the same financial punch as male-driven superheroics.